Por Dan Liftman – NASA scientists announced Thursday that photos taken by the Cassini spacecraft have revealed the existence of an ocean the size of Lake Superior under the surface of Saturn’s moon Enceladus.  Shocked scientists were joined by anthropologists and linguists from across the globe to announce that they have also discovered a race of aquatic beings in the sea.

The creatures identified in Cassini photos appear to be humanoid, green in color and averaging six feet in length.  Dr. Venus Crosby, head of the Cassini mission, told the press, “We are truly astonished.  There appears to be a fully developed society beneath Enceladus’ surface.  These people – yes, I’d call them people – are leading normal lives – normal for them, anyway.”

Dr. Samuel Marston, an anthropologist from Boston University, who has been studying the creatures, said, “I’m amazed.  We’ve been searching for extraterrestrial life for decades, and we seem to have finally found it.  I never would have thought that humanoid beings could live under water.”  Most surprising of all, however, are the revelations by world renowned linguist, Dr. Dawn German-French.  “Based on what we’ve seen, the society on Enceladus is on a level with our own.”

As examples, German-French spoke of a sign she interpreted on a structure that appeared to be a restaurant (“Waterman’s specials today include fried octopus, broiled squid and linguini with clams and mussels.  Swim on in!”).  A sign… Sigue leyendo

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